Avocados, pears,
bananas, a shot o' boob--
Flora Jane's breakfast.
Tuesday, June 30, 2009
Monday, June 29, 2009
Sunday, June 28, 2009
Saturday, June 27, 2009
Friday, June 26, 2009
Friday. 6/26/09
"Smooth Criminal" by Michael Jackson
As he came into
the window, it was the sound
of a crescendo
r.i.p. king of pop
As he came into
the window, it was the sound
of a crescendo
r.i.p. king of pop
Thursday, June 25, 2009
Wednesday, June 24, 2009
Wednesday. 6/24/09
"assisted living" by Toniet
uninspired mind
of age and dying brain cells
oh wait...not too bad
uninspired mind
of age and dying brain cells
oh wait...not too bad
Tuesday, June 23, 2009
Monday, June 22, 2009
Sunday, June 21, 2009
Saturday, June 20, 2009
Friday, June 19, 2009
Thursday, June 18, 2009
Wednesday, June 17, 2009
Tuesday, June 16, 2009
Monday, June 15, 2009
Sunday, June 14, 2009
Sunday. 6/14/09
Walk with me? We'll have
time to rest when there. Right through
that place, the water.
time to rest when there. Right through
that place, the water.
Saturday, June 13, 2009
Friday, June 12, 2009
Wednesday, June 10, 2009
Tuesday, June 9, 2009
Monday, June 8, 2009
Sunday, June 7, 2009
Friday, June 5, 2009
Friday. 6/5/09
"Marshmallow Coast"
Such "sweet, coupled airs"
these sirens sing! Will play to
food...will play to food...
Such "sweet, coupled airs"
these sirens sing! Will play to
food...will play to food...
Thursday. 6/4/09
"Grimace" by Jesse
Fry guys- obvious...
So, what the hell is Grimace?
You offer wumpus.
Fry guys- obvious...
So, what the hell is Grimace?
You offer wumpus.
Wednesday. 6/3/09
"Voodoo Child"
Lyric by Jimi; Haiku
appropriation by The Jim
I stand up next to
a mountain. Chop it down with
the edge of my hand.
Lyric by Jimi; Haiku
appropriation by The Jim
I stand up next to
a mountain. Chop it down with
the edge of my hand.
Monday. 6/1/09
“Living Next to The Train Tracks”
by The Jim and The Rebecca
the poor man’s ocean
old railroad ties like driftwood
left in the train’s wake
by The Jim and The Rebecca
the poor man’s ocean
old railroad ties like driftwood
left in the train’s wake
Sunday. 5/31/09
Life in the sewer
Sometimes water gushes down
Makes a grate shower
Sometimes water gushes down
Makes a grate shower
--The Jim and The Rebecca
Thursday, June 4, 2009
Saturday. 5/30/09
"Cautionary Haiku for Youngsters and Dentists"
by The Jim and The Rebecca
I don't brush my teeth
Now my smile is fuzzy-green
My breath really stinks
by The Jim and The Rebecca
I don't brush my teeth
Now my smile is fuzzy-green
My breath really stinks
Monday. 5/25/09
"Complex livin'" by Melanie
Synchronized peeing
with the dude from one floor up.
Hello there, neighbor!
Synchronized peeing
with the dude from one floor up.
Hello there, neighbor!
Saturday. 5/23/09
"Mongoose" by Jesse
Pulling on the bars,
to do a pop a wheelie
Pro Villain unleashed!
Pulling on the bars,
to do a pop a wheelie
Pro Villain unleashed!
Tuesday. 5/19/09
"Stinkpot Bobos" by The Rebecca and the Jim
Harry and Booker
stinkpot bobos graze the grass
but dogs are not cows
Harry and Booker
stinkpot bobos graze the grass
but dogs are not cows
Wednesday, June 3, 2009
Monday. 5/18/09
"A Haiku For Rob" by Katie
Tonight we will watch
The Secret of My Success
And wish t'was Teen Wolf
Tonight we will watch
The Secret of My Success
And wish t'was Teen Wolf
Friday. 5/15/09.
"Been There, Done That" by Mandy
A response to "Higher Education?" by Dr. Achter
o students abroad
drink lite beers instead of shots
trust me on this one
A response to "Higher Education?" by Dr. Achter
o students abroad
drink lite beers instead of shots
trust me on this one
Thursday. 5/14/09
"Higher Education?" by Dr. Achter
summer abroad tale
my student drinks twenty shots
hello, hospital
summer abroad tale
my student drinks twenty shots
hello, hospital
Wednesday. 5/13/09
"Overnight Sensation" by Jesse
My surprise, surprise
Trader Joe's Chipwich delights
I have been Boyled
My surprise, surprise
Trader Joe's Chipwich delights
I have been Boyled
Tuesday. 5/12/09
"Untitled" by Jesse
As the ebbing tide,
So the shoe is worn away...
River dance no more.
As the ebbing tide,
So the shoe is worn away...
River dance no more.
Sunday. 5/10/09
"Ball Out ($500) by Blak Jak (feat. T-Pain)"
Courtesy of Ben
get love for
five hundred dollars
in the club
yes indeed
anything you need
go stupid
make it rain
five hundred dollars
all in ones
come on now
it's time to ball out
get your ones
make it rain
they say you the man
you the man
Courtesy of Ben
get love for
five hundred dollars
in the club
yes indeed
anything you need
go stupid
make it rain
five hundred dollars
all in ones
come on now
it's time to ball out
get your ones
make it rain
they say you the man
you the man
Saturday. 5/9/09
"Tuesday Night Stimulus" by Ben
one dollar popcorn
at Carmike on Tuesday night
one dollar soda
six twenty-five with
a student i.d. card. it's
a pretty good deal.
one dollar popcorn
at Carmike on Tuesday night
one dollar soda
six twenty-five with
a student i.d. card. it's
a pretty good deal.
Friday. 5/8/09.
"Air-conditioned blues" by Melanie
Summer cold. My nose
dripping on my daughter's face
as she soundly sleeps
Summer cold. My nose
dripping on my daughter's face
as she soundly sleeps
Wednesday. 5/6/09
"Tick Hate" by Liz
why you got to suck
so bad? whud i do to you?
little fucker...off!
why you got to suck
so bad? whud i do to you?
little fucker...off!
Tuesday. 5/5/09
"Snake Standoff" by Liz
slithered up my porch
and looked me straight in the face
scared to weed-eat now
slithered up my porch
and looked me straight in the face
scared to weed-eat now
Monday. 5/4/09
"Rock Conflict" by Liz
dudes make my van smell
like Junior High Locker Room
but they play so well
dudes make my van smell
like Junior High Locker Room
but they play so well
Sunday 5/3/09
"Belinda Jo" by Jesse
A once tacit plan,
Make Heaven a place on Earth-
It's nearing go time!
A once tacit plan,
Make Heaven a place on Earth-
It's nearing go time!
Tuesday, June 2, 2009
Wednesday. 4/29/09
"LeBron: a lament" by Jesse
It is hard for me
after you lose to them since,
I'm a winner
It is hard for me
after you lose to them since,
I'm a winner
Tuesday. 4/28/09
"Beechwood Dining Options" by Ben
She wants a Big One
and I want to eat Your Pie.
Maybe Mexican... Willy's?
She wants a Big One
and I want to eat Your Pie.
Maybe Mexican... Willy's?
Monday. 4/27/09
"Melanie's pity party" by Melanie
didn't make the cut
left off the list, woe is me
fuck this haiku shit!
didn't make the cut
left off the list, woe is me
fuck this haiku shit!
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