an album
collecting all the
finer parts
Thursday, December 31, 2009
Wednesday, December 30, 2009
Tuesday, December 29, 2009
Friday. 12/18/09
"...another thing is
you make yourself feel like you're
made out of honey..."
Roosevelt Sykes (as told to John Fahey)
you make yourself feel like you're
made out of honey..."
Roosevelt Sykes (as told to John Fahey)
Monday, December 28, 2009
Wednesday, December 23, 2009
Sunday, December 13, 2009
Saturday, December 12, 2009
Friday, November 27, 2009
Thursday, November 26, 2009
Sunday, November 22, 2009
Saturday, November 21, 2009
Friday, November 20, 2009
Wednesday, November 18, 2009
Tuesday, November 17, 2009
Monday, November 16, 2009
Sunday, November 15, 2009
Friday, November 13, 2009
Thursday, November 12, 2009
Wednesday, November 11, 2009
Tuesday, November 10, 2009
Monday, November 9, 2009
Sunday, November 8, 2009
Saturday, November 7, 2009
Friday, November 6, 2009
Wednesday, November 4, 2009
Tuesday, November 3, 2009
Sunday, November 1, 2009
Friday, October 30, 2009
Thursday, October 29, 2009
Wednesday, October 28, 2009
Tuesday, October 27, 2009
Monday, October 26, 2009
Sunday, October 25, 2009
Saturday, October 24, 2009
Friday, October 23, 2009
Thursday, October 22, 2009
Wednesday, October 21, 2009
Monday, October 19, 2009
Sunday, October 18, 2009
Saturday, October 17, 2009
Friday, October 16, 2009
Thursday, October 15, 2009
Wednesday, October 14, 2009
Tuesday, October 13, 2009
Monday, October 12, 2009
Sunday, October 11, 2009
Saturday, October 10, 2009
Friday, October 9, 2009
Thursday, October 8, 2009
Wednesday, October 7, 2009
Tuesday, October 6, 2009
Monday, October 5, 2009
Sunday, October 4, 2009
Friday, October 2, 2009
Thursday, October 1, 2009
Wednesday, September 30, 2009
Tuesday, September 29, 2009
Monday, September 28, 2009
Sunday, September 27, 2009
Saturday, September 26, 2009
Friday, September 25, 2009
Thursday, September 24, 2009
Wednesday, September 23, 2009
Tuesday, September 22, 2009
Monday, September 21, 2009
Sunday, September 20, 2009
Saturday, September 19, 2009
Friday, September 18, 2009
Thursday, September 17, 2009
Wednesday, September 16, 2009
Tuesday, September 15, 2009
Monday, September 14, 2009
Sunday, September 13, 2009
Saturday, September 12, 2009
Friday, September 11, 2009
Thursday, September 10, 2009
Wednesday, September 9, 2009
Tuesday, September 8, 2009
Monday, September 7, 2009
Sunday, September 6, 2009
Saturday, September 5, 2009
Friday, September 4, 2009
Thursday, September 3, 2009
Wednesday, September 2, 2009
Tuesday, September 1, 2009
Monday, August 31, 2009
Sunday, August 30, 2009
Saturday, August 29, 2009
Friday, August 28, 2009
Thursday, August 27, 2009
Wednesday, August 26, 2009
Tuesday, August 25, 2009
Monday, August 24, 2009
Sunday, August 23, 2009
Saturday, August 22, 2009
Friday, August 21, 2009
Thursday, August 20, 2009
Wednesday, August 19, 2009
Tuesday, August 18, 2009
Monday, August 17, 2009
Sunday, August 16, 2009
Saturday, August 15, 2009
Friday, August 14, 2009
Thursday, August 13, 2009
Wednesday, August 12, 2009
Tuesday, August 11, 2009
Monday, August 10, 2009
Sunday, August 9, 2009
Saturday, August 8, 2009
Friday, August 7, 2009
Friday. 8/7/09
General Stonewall Jackson's Last Words
"Let us cross over
The river, and rest under
The shade of the trees..."
"Let us cross over
The river, and rest under
The shade of the trees..."
Thursday, August 6, 2009
Wednesday, August 5, 2009
Tuesday, August 4, 2009
Monday, August 3, 2009
Sunday, August 2, 2009
Saturday, August 1, 2009
Friday, July 31, 2009
Thursday, July 30, 2009
Wednesday, July 29, 2009
Tuesday, July 28, 2009
Monday, July 27, 2009
Sunday, July 26, 2009
Saturday, July 25, 2009
Thursday, July 23, 2009
Wednesday, July 22, 2009
Tuesday, July 21, 2009
Monday, July 20, 2009
Sunday, July 19, 2009
Saturday, July 18, 2009
Friday, July 17, 2009
Thursday, July 16, 2009
Wednesday, July 15, 2009
Tuesday, July 14, 2009
Monday, July 13, 2009
Sunday, July 12, 2009
Saturday, July 11, 2009
Friday, July 10, 2009
Thursday, July 9, 2009
Wednesday, July 8, 2009
Tuesday, July 7, 2009
Monday, July 6, 2009
Sunday, July 5, 2009
Saturday, July 4, 2009
Friday, July 3, 2009
friday. 7/3/09
"arnold strong"
predator
terminator the
running man
kindergarten cop
raw deal commando twins the
end of days junior
last action hero
red heat true lies conan
the barbarian
hercules in new
york pumping iron total
recall eraser
predator
terminator the
running man
kindergarten cop
raw deal commando twins the
end of days junior
last action hero
red heat true lies conan
the barbarian
hercules in new
york pumping iron total
recall eraser
Thursday, July 2, 2009
Wednesday, July 1, 2009
Tuesday, June 30, 2009
Monday, June 29, 2009
Sunday, June 28, 2009
Saturday, June 27, 2009
Friday, June 26, 2009
Friday. 6/26/09
"Smooth Criminal" by Michael Jackson
As he came into
the window, it was the sound
of a crescendo
r.i.p. king of pop
As he came into
the window, it was the sound
of a crescendo
r.i.p. king of pop
Thursday, June 25, 2009
Wednesday, June 24, 2009
Wednesday. 6/24/09
"assisted living" by Toniet
uninspired mind
of age and dying brain cells
oh wait...not too bad
uninspired mind
of age and dying brain cells
oh wait...not too bad
Tuesday, June 23, 2009
Monday, June 22, 2009
Sunday, June 21, 2009
Saturday, June 20, 2009
Friday, June 19, 2009
Thursday, June 18, 2009
Wednesday, June 17, 2009
Tuesday, June 16, 2009
Monday, June 15, 2009
Sunday, June 14, 2009
Sunday. 6/14/09
Walk with me? We'll have
time to rest when there. Right through
that place, the water.
time to rest when there. Right through
that place, the water.
Saturday, June 13, 2009
Friday, June 12, 2009
Wednesday, June 10, 2009
Tuesday, June 9, 2009
Monday, June 8, 2009
Sunday, June 7, 2009
Friday, June 5, 2009
Friday. 6/5/09
"Marshmallow Coast"
Such "sweet, coupled airs"
these sirens sing! Will play to
food...will play to food...
Such "sweet, coupled airs"
these sirens sing! Will play to
food...will play to food...
Thursday. 6/4/09
"Grimace" by Jesse
Fry guys- obvious...
So, what the hell is Grimace?
You offer wumpus.
Fry guys- obvious...
So, what the hell is Grimace?
You offer wumpus.
Wednesday. 6/3/09
"Voodoo Child"
Lyric by Jimi; Haiku
appropriation by The Jim
I stand up next to
a mountain. Chop it down with
the edge of my hand.
Lyric by Jimi; Haiku
appropriation by The Jim
I stand up next to
a mountain. Chop it down with
the edge of my hand.
Monday. 6/1/09
“Living Next to The Train Tracks”
by The Jim and The Rebecca
the poor man’s ocean
old railroad ties like driftwood
left in the train’s wake
by The Jim and The Rebecca
the poor man’s ocean
old railroad ties like driftwood
left in the train’s wake
Sunday. 5/31/09
Life in the sewer
Sometimes water gushes down
Makes a grate shower
Sometimes water gushes down
Makes a grate shower
--The Jim and The Rebecca
Thursday, June 4, 2009
Saturday. 5/30/09
"Cautionary Haiku for Youngsters and Dentists"
by The Jim and The Rebecca
I don't brush my teeth
Now my smile is fuzzy-green
My breath really stinks
by The Jim and The Rebecca
I don't brush my teeth
Now my smile is fuzzy-green
My breath really stinks
Monday. 5/25/09
"Complex livin'" by Melanie
Synchronized peeing
with the dude from one floor up.
Hello there, neighbor!
Synchronized peeing
with the dude from one floor up.
Hello there, neighbor!
Saturday. 5/23/09
"Mongoose" by Jesse
Pulling on the bars,
to do a pop a wheelie
Pro Villain unleashed!
Pulling on the bars,
to do a pop a wheelie
Pro Villain unleashed!
Tuesday. 5/19/09
"Stinkpot Bobos" by The Rebecca and the Jim
Harry and Booker
stinkpot bobos graze the grass
but dogs are not cows
Harry and Booker
stinkpot bobos graze the grass
but dogs are not cows
Wednesday, June 3, 2009
Monday. 5/18/09
"A Haiku For Rob" by Katie
Tonight we will watch
The Secret of My Success
And wish t'was Teen Wolf
Tonight we will watch
The Secret of My Success
And wish t'was Teen Wolf
Friday. 5/15/09.
"Been There, Done That" by Mandy
A response to "Higher Education?" by Dr. Achter
o students abroad
drink lite beers instead of shots
trust me on this one
A response to "Higher Education?" by Dr. Achter
o students abroad
drink lite beers instead of shots
trust me on this one
Thursday. 5/14/09
"Higher Education?" by Dr. Achter
summer abroad tale
my student drinks twenty shots
hello, hospital
summer abroad tale
my student drinks twenty shots
hello, hospital
Wednesday. 5/13/09
"Overnight Sensation" by Jesse
My surprise, surprise
Trader Joe's Chipwich delights
I have been Boyled
My surprise, surprise
Trader Joe's Chipwich delights
I have been Boyled
Tuesday. 5/12/09
"Untitled" by Jesse
As the ebbing tide,
So the shoe is worn away...
River dance no more.
As the ebbing tide,
So the shoe is worn away...
River dance no more.
Sunday. 5/10/09
"Ball Out ($500) by Blak Jak (feat. T-Pain)"
Courtesy of Ben
get love for
five hundred dollars
in the club
yes indeed
anything you need
go stupid
make it rain
five hundred dollars
all in ones
come on now
it's time to ball out
get your ones
make it rain
they say you the man
you the man
Courtesy of Ben
get love for
five hundred dollars
in the club
yes indeed
anything you need
go stupid
make it rain
five hundred dollars
all in ones
come on now
it's time to ball out
get your ones
make it rain
they say you the man
you the man
Saturday. 5/9/09
"Tuesday Night Stimulus" by Ben
one dollar popcorn
at Carmike on Tuesday night
one dollar soda
six twenty-five with
a student i.d. card. it's
a pretty good deal.
one dollar popcorn
at Carmike on Tuesday night
one dollar soda
six twenty-five with
a student i.d. card. it's
a pretty good deal.
Friday. 5/8/09.
"Air-conditioned blues" by Melanie
Summer cold. My nose
dripping on my daughter's face
as she soundly sleeps
Summer cold. My nose
dripping on my daughter's face
as she soundly sleeps
Wednesday. 5/6/09
"Tick Hate" by Liz
why you got to suck
so bad? whud i do to you?
little fucker...off!
why you got to suck
so bad? whud i do to you?
little fucker...off!
Tuesday. 5/5/09
"Snake Standoff" by Liz
slithered up my porch
and looked me straight in the face
scared to weed-eat now
slithered up my porch
and looked me straight in the face
scared to weed-eat now
Monday. 5/4/09
"Rock Conflict" by Liz
dudes make my van smell
like Junior High Locker Room
but they play so well
dudes make my van smell
like Junior High Locker Room
but they play so well
Sunday 5/3/09
"Belinda Jo" by Jesse
A once tacit plan,
Make Heaven a place on Earth-
It's nearing go time!
A once tacit plan,
Make Heaven a place on Earth-
It's nearing go time!
Tuesday, June 2, 2009
Wednesday. 4/29/09
"LeBron: a lament" by Jesse
It is hard for me
after you lose to them since,
I'm a winner
It is hard for me
after you lose to them since,
I'm a winner
Tuesday. 4/28/09
"Beechwood Dining Options" by Ben
She wants a Big One
and I want to eat Your Pie.
Maybe Mexican... Willy's?
She wants a Big One
and I want to eat Your Pie.
Maybe Mexican... Willy's?
Monday. 4/27/09
"Melanie's pity party" by Melanie
didn't make the cut
left off the list, woe is me
fuck this haiku shit!
didn't make the cut
left off the list, woe is me
fuck this haiku shit!
Saturday, May 9, 2009
Thursday. 4/23/09
From The Platters:
"I watched the harbor
lights. How could I help if tears
were starting. Goodbye..."
"I watched the harbor
lights. How could I help if tears
were starting. Goodbye..."
Thursday, May 7, 2009
Tuesday. 4/21/09
The humans gathered
'round, wailing, "where? WHERE? Are there
no fish for tacos?!?!?!"
'round, wailing, "where? WHERE? Are there
no fish for tacos?!?!?!"
Wednesday, May 6, 2009
Friday. 4/17/09
A Landlord's Lament
The bird house has new
tenants--Big Ass wasps! I rue
the day, rent is due.
The bird house has new
tenants--Big Ass wasps! I rue
the day, rent is due.
Wednesday, April 15, 2009
Tuesday, April 14, 2009
Monday, April 13, 2009
Sunday, April 12, 2009
Sunday. 4/12/09
From the Point Break Cantos:
The Bodhisattva
Says, "it's not tragic to die
Doing what you love."
The Bodhisattva
Says, "it's not tragic to die
Doing what you love."
Saturday, April 11, 2009
Friday, April 10, 2009
Wednesday, April 8, 2009
Tuesday, April 7, 2009
Monday, April 6, 2009
Saturday, April 4, 2009
Monday, March 30, 2009
Sunday, March 22, 2009
Thursday, March 19, 2009
Thursday. 3/19/09
March Madness Day One (Round of 64)
I play it safe. No
"trendy" picks--no big upsets.
My bracket is sweet...
I play it safe. No
"trendy" picks--no big upsets.
My bracket is sweet...
Wednesday. 3/18/09
Prelude to March Madness
I shoot from downtown
Every time. My 2-3
Zone is the shit, ya’ll.
I shoot from downtown
Every time. My 2-3
Zone is the shit, ya’ll.
Tuesday, March 17, 2009
Tuesday. 3/17/09
(Style of Weird Al)
“Your love is like bad
Mexican, bad mexican
Rice and beans, whoa whoa…”
“Your love is like bad
Mexican, bad mexican
Rice and beans, whoa whoa…”
Monday, March 16, 2009
Sunday, March 15, 2009
Saturday, March 14, 2009
Friday, March 13, 2009
Thursday, March 12, 2009
Wednesday, March 11, 2009
Tuesday, March 10, 2009
Sunday, March 8, 2009
Saturday, March 7, 2009
Tuesday, March 3, 2009
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